My wife thinks Dr. Gregory House from FOX hit show "House" is hot. Under OT Judaic law, how can I punish her?
House MDGregory House, M.D., is a medical genius with a antisocial complex who leads a group of diagnosticians at the New Jersey hospital, Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The beginning of each episode starts with a cold open somewhere outside the hospital, showing a series of events leading to the symptoms for that episode's main patient. The episode is about a group in their attempts to find diagnoses and treat the patient's problems and most of the time they usually solve the issues when the patients health is critical.
Under those rules she is your property. Do as you wish.
Or you could grow some stubble, get a cane, and develop a bad ass attitude and maybe she'll think you're hot
First, get over yourself. Just because she thinks some actor is hot stuff is no reason under ANY law to punish her. It's a matter of opinion, and there is nothing you can do about someones personal opinion.
Putting the shoe on the other foot, is there some actress YOU think is hot, and what should your wife do to punish you? And don't give me that crap about it's not her place to punish you, fair is fair!