For fans of the show "House", what are some of your favorite Gregory House quips?

"They don't call it the White House just because of the paint job" and
"I like to watch the L Word with the sound off" are two of my favorites.

Whoever writes the stuff House says is brilliant.
"How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

i love how there is a t-shirt you can buy that says "Its not Lupus". awesome.

I like Jenny Question,, because i have Lupus...

To Foreman: "Get those shots within 3 hours before I have to make another affirmative action hire."

To Chase: "You have a prettier mouth, the inmates will open up to you more."

To Cuddy: "I want my carpet back."

To Detective Tritter: "I should have stuck a bigger thermometer in you."

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Heres two of my fave house moments.

"Everybody Lies"

"You know there's a code.....bros before hoes, man"

"House: Where did my pee go?
Wilson: Why, are you missing some?"

"Dwarf mother: Are you high?
House: Higher than you. Ha ha"

"How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?"

All of them. I love House! I think it is one of my favorite shows ever. Even though the medical conditions are serious I can't help but crack up all through the show. I couldn't pick just a few quips if I tried.

he says the greatest stuff! I love that lupus t shirt too I saw that the other day Lil x) man I can't even think of my favorite...

I love any thing that comes out of that man;s mouth
but I really love it when he never gets any of the patients name right..