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Does Jesus have what it takes to become America's Next Top Model?

America's Next Top Model America's Next Top Model commonly known as "Top Model" or ANTM is an American reality television show hosted by Tyra Banks in which a number of females compete for the title "America's Next Top Model" and a possibility to start a career in the highly competitive modeling industry.
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Default Does Jesus have what it takes to become America's Next Top Model? - 10-28-2009, 02:34 PM

Does Jesus have what it takes to become America's Next Top Model?
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Default 11-02-2009, 01:34 PM

Yes, he's a big drama queen.
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Default 11-03-2009, 01:34 PM

My Mexican is too short i heard models has to be really tall.
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Default 11-06-2009, 01:34 PM

I can imagine it now, Jesus strut tin' his stuff down the runway and then as he gets to the end, he flips his ever-so-long hair with ATTITUDE and shakes that ass back to where he came from!
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Default 11-08-2009, 01:34 PM

Oh goodness no!

As a supposed man, he would not be eligible.

In order to be the model, you must be shrewd, cruel, and willing to step on anyone to get your way.

Jesus is too nice and loving.
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Default 11-13-2009, 01:34 PM

Acting like he owns the world, pretending he's better than anyone else, relying on daddy for support, being a martyr...suffering for ...whatever....
Yep...you bet...perfect candidate.
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Default 11-14-2009, 01:34 PM

Jesus doesn't concern himself with outward appearances.
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