he, alongside, Carl, Lenny and Barney, drove his car into Springfield elem entry, and destroyed it, then blamed it on kids.

Cheated on Marge with a stripper

Dumped all of Spiderpig's Droppings in a lake, then Springfield went after the Simpson's.

Went to live with gay guys

Getting Maude Flanders killed

Homer frames Marge for Drunk Driving

Gives the momentariness their house deed to them.

Sharing All Of Marge's secret to his Adult Education Class, after she told him not to.

Hitting The emperor of Japan with A chair

Getting Drunk, and marrying another woman in Vegas

Running over the dean, as a prank

Ruining Barney, and making him an Alchohaolic

Bowing Up The Church

Drove Frank Grimes to Insanity

Killed the Genral In the navy


the list goes on Mayne

but i guess he'll have one hell of Resume !