05-18-2010, 11:16 AM
Homer Simpson is one of the worst husbands ever! He is boorish and rude, he is a slob, he cheated on Marge with that belly dancer, he is mean to Bart, he lied about speaking French to keep Marge awake the night before the debate finals, he's wound up in a nuthouse, he drinks constantly, he makes squawking noises when she tries to sleep, he ran away to live with the gay guys, and he caused trouble at the film festival. Plus he was nasty to me when I stayed with the Simpsons! I don't know WHY Marge chose him over the much more charming Artie Ziff!